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Apocalypse page two hundred thirty six. This is in chat format like Discord or Messenger. Panel one: Famine (pink bubble, black rat skull) starts us with 'How long do crickets live? Recently we have one that is SO CLOSE to the house and every night just SCREAMING.' War (dark blue bubble, black wolf skull) answers sarcastically 'They live forever and screeeeaaammmm alwayyyyyss. Death tell us cricket facts!' Panel two: Death (light blue bubble, black human skull) pops in. 'One, are you sure it's not a cicada? We only have one but it screams EEEEEEEE. Two, our front rhododendron gets them sometimes, SO LOUD. Three, crickets live like 2 months once they gro to adulthood. Unless the get EATEN.' Panel three: Death continues. 'So yours won't last much longer. We saw a grasshopper that MIGHT be a cricket in the backyard today! Mort was so excited to see one 'in real life'. Famine returns to say 'It's going chirp chirp chirp ... chirp chirp chirp... chirp you get the idea lol'. Panel four: Death says 'TBH the rain probably revitalized him. He's on bug Tinder lol. Famine says 'That's fine he just better have kids AWAY from my WINDOW.'

Posted April 13 2025

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