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Apocalypse page two hundred forty three. Panel one: Death and Famine are on a video call together. Death is saying '...Meanwhile, if it says I have 4 hours of book left, I think ok--if I speed it up to 1.75 times speed I can finish tonight!' Panel two: Death stares intently into the camera. 'I live by Google Maps rules! The estimated time is the time to beat!' Panel two: Famine now in focus. 'I don't understand Google Maps estimates. I always have to double them.' Panel four: Famine frowns. 'Who are you timing?? Because it's not me!'

Posted June 1 2025