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Apocalypse page two hundred seventy. This is in chat format like Discord or Messenger. Panel one: Plague (light green bubble, black bird skull icon) pops un to say 'Fuck, my tea. AGAIN. This is the third time today I heated water then walked off without doing anything to it!!' War (dark blue bubble, black wolf skull icon) sympathizes 'Bruh that's been me all day with my coffee.' Panel two: War continues 'But the kicker is we don't have a microwave!! So I gotta dump & reboil it all or spend a MILLION years reheating on the stove.' Famine (pink bubble, black rat skull icon) appears. 'If it's coffee you can drink it cold, that's what I do.' Panel three: War protests 'Nooo hot coffee must remain LAVA hot. As must tea.' Famine says 'You are living a princess and the pea lifestyle I fear.' War says 'Correct lol'. Panel four: Plague returns with 'Only mint tea can be cold. Even sun tea is best WARM to HOT.' War agrees, 'Right out the sun into a glass with ice.'

Posted December 7 2025

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