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Apocalypse page two hundred eighty nine. This is in chat format like Messenger or Discord. Panel one: Famine (pink bubble, black rat skull icon) starts us off. 'I've been told to give my cats middle names but have not. I HAVE thought about it though and here's where I'm at. Tumbleweed Alfonso Famine. Patchy Bernard Famine. Felicia Melissa Famine. Doppler Igloo Famine.' Panel two: Plague (light green bubble, black bird skull icon) volunteers 'Wic just has four last names. We shriek WICCA when he's being bad, or full-name him. The longer his name, the more trouble he's in. Wiccalicc Jones-McGee Plague-Affliction is the current record.' Panel three: War (dark blue bubble, black wolf skull icon) appears. 'The number of times a day I tell my dog I'm going to throw her RIGHT in the garbage bin is wild.' Plague says What a big garbage bin she would need. Practically a house.' Death (light blue bubble, black human skull icon) arrives. 'I tell the kids I'm selling them to the circus!' Panel four: Death contines, 'But never when I'm ACTUALLY mad lol So hopefully they know I am not allowed to do that.' Famine returns 'This is better than how I threaten my cats, which is with physical violence.' Death consoles her, 'Also the cats don't know English.'

Posted April 19 2026

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