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Apocalypse page two hundred ninety five. This is in chat format like Messenger or Discord. Panel one: Death (light blue bubble, black human skull icon) opens with 'Lol my feed is all crochet these days. I'm making a hat for Mort and it's to HIS design. But somehow it is?? Too big?? Despite my measuring it to his head 10,000 times??' Panel two: Plague (light green bubble, black bird skull icon) says 'It feels like we're all too young to be getting into knitting and crochet but. Here you are.' Death replies 'I've been crocheting since I was like 9. I got really into it from like 18-21? Then again 23-25. But it's BACK BABEEYY!' Panel three: She continues 'Now that I have kids the projects abound.' Famine (light pink bubble, black rat skull icon) arrives. 'I had the tinies crochet phase at some point in the past as part of a knitting phase but it didn't stick. But that was because I was ucing DUMB YARN and no one told me about GRANNY SQUARES.' Panel four: Famine contines 'Now all I want to do is make granny squares!! FOREVER. NOT PUT THEM TOGETHER. JUST SQUARES FOREVER.'

Posted May 31 2026